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Man, sucks to be Mehdi Dehghan!
The Toronto Star has issued a public apology after one of its interns accused the wrong Iranian university professor (two of them, in fact) of plagiarizing a paper first written by a Ryerson prof in...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: This guy doesn’t call himself Mr. Venom for nothing!
From: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-notebook/citing-long-hours-harpers-communications-chief-quits-after-seven-months/article2387114/ A mere seven months after it began, the Angelo...
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These guys couldn’t have picked a safer house to break into…
Now this is the stuff that new commercials are made of. The Toronto Star is reporting that burglars attempted to break in to Joel Matlin, president of AlarmForce’sNorth York bungalow—but were thwarted...
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COMMENTS OF THE DAY: LEAVE ROB FORD ALONE!!!!!
From: http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/03/mayor-rob-ford-wont-release-video-of-incident-with-toronto-star-reporter/ Extra, extra, read all about it! Rob Ford called the cops again—on another...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Hey Rob Ford — Drop a few pounds or this guy gets lung...
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1201377–mayor-rob-ford-quits-diet-three-weeks-early With three weeks to go and his weight heading in the wrong direction, Rob Ford, the mayor of this city,...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: “Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy turns of...
From: http://www.thestar.com/living/article/1210348–mississauga-teen-gets-100-000-to-stay-out-of-school I gotta say, I was intrigued by the headline on one of The Star’s featured stories today. You...
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Man, Rob Ford really needs to stop the gravy train in Toronto schools! (And...
An extensive report by the Toronto Star today into maintenance costs within the Toronto District School Board has revealed some staggering figures. Did you know that it cost one school 3-grand to...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Extra, Extra! Exclusive photos of the royal stool!
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/world/royalfamily/article/1244764–nude-photos-of-prince-harry-pop-up-online Apparently, Prince Harry was caught with his pants down—literally. Some intrepid...
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Rob Ford just got even more unhealthy…
The CNE, home to such delightful delicacies as the double-donut burger, has unveiled its fattiest creation yet: A sculpture of Rob Ford, the Mayor of This CityTM, made out of 230 kilograms of butter....
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Whoa, somebody REALLY doesn’t like that Gangnam Style video…
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/1263095—gangnam-style-parody-by-york-university-student-goes-viral Apparently, all it takes to get your picture in the paper nowadays is to do a silly...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: In Don Cherry’s defence, he does make 10 times less than...
From: http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/article/1291710–nhl-lockout-don-cherry-to-players-smarten-up Clearly, the NHL lockout has gone on too long, far too long, for never did I think I’d read these...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: As a Seahawks fan, I approve this message!
From: http://www.thestar.com/sports/football/nfl/article/1299932–buffalo-bills-fans-accept-grudgingly-game-in-toronto With a few die-hard Buffalo Bills fans grudgingly trudging up to Toronto this...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Gee, I can’t possibly fathom why Rob Ford wouldn’t wanna...
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/cityhallpolitics/article/1301125–mayor-rob-ford-cancels-annual-new-year-s-levee In the latest edition of The Rob Ford Gong Show, it seems The (soon-to-be former)...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Because marriage fraud is better than divorce?
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/immigration/2013/02/07/marriage_to_cuban_leaves_brampton_bride_brokenhearted_and_broke.html Did you see the front page of The Star? Well, it’s a real doozy! A GTA...
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Mayor Rob Ford sez: “I did not have oral relations with that bottle of Jack!”
After a front-page story in the Toronto Star (where else?) suggested that The Mayor of This CityTM has a major drinking problem, Rob F’n Ford went on the offensive today, calling the Star a buncha...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Attn All future Mayors of This City. Please suppress your...
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/04/02/mayor_rob_ford_makes_vomiting_sound_in_reaction_to_metrolinx_revenue_proposals.html Although the Toronto Sun chose to focus on his assessment of...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: It’s 10 pm… Do you know where your kid’s brain is?
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2013/04/10/deadly_shootings_by_children_in_us_raise_questions_about_gun_laws.html When I was a wee one, my parents put locks on the TVs when they left us home...
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Selling illegal beaver on the black market? Not cool…
Anyone who’s ever seen the low-budget, independent Canadian film Treed Murray (all five of us) knows that some sketchy shit goes down in the Don Valley. But this latest news will still come as a shock...
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Yankees security ejecting fans for heckling on the road? Now that’s rich!
They don’t call them the Evil Empire for nothing. The Toronto Star is reporting that “Security guards employed by the Yankees, who travelled with the team to Toronto this weekend, pointed out and...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Because if you fly Porter, you must be on drugs… or not.
From: http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/05/06/younger_torontonians_siding_with_porter_airlines_bid_for_expansion_at_billy_bishop.html The Toronto Star is attempting to paint the debate over...
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